Kenney Under Fire for Proposed Cheez Whiz Tax

Kenney Cheesteak

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney is over his proposal to tax Cheez Whiz, a processed, cheese-based sauce popular among the city’s tourists and drunks.

Analysts estimate the new tax will cost the average Philadelphian over $500 per year.

“I am proposing to pay for quality pre-k, community schools, and investments in community infrastructure and energy efficiency, by levying a 3 cent tax on Cheez Whiz distributors,” Kenney said in a speech to City Council.

But he faces strong criticism from opponents who say the proposed tax amounts to nothing but a government grab. A coalition of cheesesteak vendors and aficionados protested outside the Mayor’s office Friday.

“Keep the city off of my back and out of my cheesesteak,” said protester Duane Hardy, a member of Sandwichmakers Local 231. “This is just like back in the 70s, when the feds tried to declare Cheez Whiz as a toxic substance. We beat them and we’ll beat this too.”

April 1st, 2016 | Posted in Features, Front Page Stories | 4 Comments

4 thoughts on “Kenney Under Fire for Proposed Cheez Whiz Tax”

  1. Anne says:

    People might have to fall back on eating real cheese. Oh, the humanity : )

  2. arthur holst says:

    Very funny April Fool prank!

  3. Talkin Dauphin says:

    Is this really April Fools? Never know with Philly and this Mayor.

  4. John says:

    Come on Mayor, Cut the Cheese… tax.

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