Well this is a new one.
Around midnight on November 25th, one man spray painted “Fuck Trump” on the side of a grocery store. Meanwhile a companion, who for whatever reason was dressed to the nines and carried a glass of wine, took pictures.
According to Julia Terruso and Chris Palmer of the Inquirer, police have identified Assistant City Solicitor Duncan Lloyd as the sharp-dressed man.
The Philadelphia GOP is unsurprisingly upset.
“If the image of an upper-middle class city attorney clad in a blazer and sipping wine while vandalizing an upscale grocery store with an anti-Trump message strikes you as perhaps the most bourgeois sight imaginable, that’s because it is,” Chair Joe DeFelice stated.
“Did the extra glass of Shiraz give him some sort of delusional confidence that there are no cameras on Germantown Ave? The taxpayers should be entrusting exactly none of our faith into this man. He should be fired from our city’s law department immediately.”
Police estimated the damage at between $3,000 and $10,000. There was no mention as to whether the wine glass would constitute an open container.