Smith Buys Airtime in OH, NY, TN Just to Show Off

Millionaire self-funder Tom Smith took his U.S. Senate campaign to the next level Monday, as the former coal company owner purchased TV air time in several new markets across the eastern United States.

“We’ve already achieved maximum saturation here in Pennsylvania,” said Smith campaign manager Jim Conroy, “but we think Tom’s message of limited government and being very, very wealthy will resonate with the good people of Ohio, New York and Tennessee.

Conroy said the campaign was also exploring political advertising rules in Canada, just for kicks.

Contacted for comment, attorney Marc Scaringi boasted that his campaign likewise has sufficient resources to remain on the air through the duration of the primary. Specifically, on AM-1450 WFRA, Franklin, Pa’s news leader.

4 Responses

  1. You realize this story is a joke, correct? That quote was never provided by the Smith campaign. Some people have no sense of humor.

  2. Being very, very wealthy will resonate with the people? That is the most terrible quote for a campaign.

  3. Instead of Smith buying airtime in OH, NY, and TN perhaps he should come show his face and deliver his message here in the Poconos. In my opinion, he has achieved maximum saturation of arrogance. Mr. Smith you’ve shown me you only care about flaunting your wealth and the not middle class constituents you could represent if elected. With this style of campaigning, Mr Smith will NOT go to Washington.

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