Many have said that politics is Hollywood for ugly people, but that shouldn’t stop us from holding a superficial beauty contest anyway.
The field of candidates for governor is packed and the policies will be debated for months to come, so let’s take a moment to judge who the best looking man is running for governor.
Put aside all semblance of substance, political affiliation, quality of character and any other consideration but appearance alone.
In the event that you’re a purely intellectual voter who hasn’t once seen the physical appearance of the candidates, below is a cheat sheet.
Do you agree that ByteDance should be forced to divest TikTok?
- Yes. It's a national security risk. (60%)
- No. It's an app used by millions and poses no threat. (40%)
- What's ByteDance? (0%)
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9 Responses
None of them are trolls, but they shouldn’t give up they’re day jobs and move to Holywood either.
Let’s be fair here – post the reporters next.
Sorry, Brittany – looks like the irony was lost on a lot of the people here.
And clearly our good friend, Mr. Guzzardi, is going to win this for his rugged good looks and boyish charm.
My vote if for a HEAVY not officially on the ballot, but he is there in the shadows: our prince of Darkness, John Brabender. This Virginia horse country resident looks great in his black Armani suits, which perfectly qualify him to be our acting Governor for the next 4 years.
Is this what we’ve lowered ourselves to…a “beauty contest?” Okay, I’ll bite: Define “attractive.” Are you talking about inner beauty or giddy school girl physical attractiveness? I’m attracted to John Hanger’s brilliant mind, his drive and commitment to causes, and his ability to get a job done. I also admire his caring attitude towards other people, and the way he is running an honest grassroots campaign. Oh yeah…and his blue eyes are “DREAMY!” – (shaking my head.)
Where’s Allyson?
Why can’t I vote for Jo Ellen Litz?
woof!
Not much different from how many people choose who they vote for.
How much more shallow can this question be!